Have you ever had to do something that you knew was pointless? Just pretend that you just spent $200 on fishing stuff. You would have to go fishing right? Forget the fact that it's too early for the fish to be running (maybe that's where I went wrong, I was by the river looking for swimming fish, not at the track looking for running fish), or that it's low tide so all the rivers around are just trickles, or even the fact that you don't really even have bait. You would have to go fishing right? RIGHT?!
Good thing we are just pretending, otherwise a body could make his self look real dumb.
At least the beard looks good. Tell me the beard looks good.