7/7/2010

On the evening of July 7th 2010 disaster struck the most heavily populated area in the State of Alaska.  It was a peaceful evening until 15 minutes past 7 in the PM.  Then mother nature dealt a blow from which the landscape and the population may never recover.  With a mighty upheaval of tectonic furry the landscape was rent and battered.  Where valleys rested mountains appeared.  Where lakes were, an empty lake bed remained.  Where mountains were, they stayed there. 

Chairs were no match for the violent tossing of these events.  However Ipods remained unmoved on the tops of tables.  Even mother nature cannot interfere with the workings of Steve Jobs. 

Repent ye! Repent ye! For the end is at hand.

And be sure your survival kits have clean undies!